“We” could not win the World Cup, since no British team had even
qualified for the finals in the USA. So the British media decided
to restage the glorious Falklands War instead, with the Argentinian
captain Diego Maradona cast in the role of the headlines.
Maradona was kicked out of the World Cup after failing a drugs
test. He was found to have traces of the banned substance,
ephedrine, in his blood stream. He
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